There's a ton of midi file sites. Download some midi files and get a sound card that has some decent tones and use that. Or you could cruise on over to JoeD's website and he has plenty of Elevator type of music uploaded there that is gauranteed to be "no killer and all filler".
Or you can get Red's stuff - "All Talk and No music".
Browse his "when I used to" section, it'll just take a sec. Bonus: Midi Drums...IN 5.1 SURROUND!!! (heheh).
Hammond in the elevator? I wish...good cash in the muzak biz these days. That elevator better be serving PBR, catfish, and cigarettes though.
"this is the most offensive thread title I have ever seen"
The only obscene thing in this thread would be a post by someone saying <insert Lenny's voice from "Of Mice & Men" here> "Why must you guys argue and insult each other here.... I don't want to read stuff like this especially from Rednroll and JoeyD".
Because you'd kill the rabbit Lenny!
This stuff is precious and often informative. I knew Red's post would leave a mark and wondered how Joey would respond... nice touch Joey, better than usual, concise and to the nerve.
This biz is this way, don't hate the player, hate the game.