How do I burn downloaded porn to a DVD?

kameronj wrote on 8/24/2003, 1:40 PM
I have a lot of porn clips that I have downloaded from the internet. Most of them are in AVI format. I want to clear them off my hard drive (computer disc...that is) but I still want to be able to view them when I want.

I have a DVD burner and some DVD Authoring applications (one that came with the burner and a few $50 apps I picked up along the way).

What do I need to do to make it so I can burn these files on a DVD and watch them on my DVD player?

Comments

J_Mac wrote on 8/24/2003, 1:59 PM
First I would load into VV. Delete the sound track and add your own music, such as 'Stairway to Heaven', or 'Unchained Melody', or 'Hunka, Hunka, Burning Love', or some other tune that will blow your skirt up, tute your whistle, etc. Second, copy to your Tivo, to share with your family and friends. and delete from your HD. Keep up the good work, I'm sure you've got things well in hand. I promise I will leave good comedy to the prosumer group on this forum. Good Luck John
kameronj wrote on 8/24/2003, 2:01 PM
Good suggestions.

I had an 80's thing kinda goin on instead - like (follow me on this one)...how 'bout:

Pop Music
Safety Dance
Pappa Don't Preach & Live a Virgin
Love Bizarre (or is it Bizarre Love Triangle...??)

and (I know it's not an 80's thing)...but

Shaft (the theme from)

:-)
Former user wrote on 8/24/2003, 4:02 PM
It is good to see someone being honest about why they want to edit and burn DVD's!!!!

;)

Dave T2
J_Mac wrote on 8/24/2003, 4:20 PM
And from Sly and his Family, from the 80's

You can make it if you try,
Stand!
Hot fun in the Summertime
and everyones favorite from the groove yard,

I want to take you higher

enough already. John
kameronj wrote on 8/24/2003, 4:25 PM
...oh I sooooo thought you were going to say:


It's a Family Affair

:-)
Jay Gladwell wrote on 8/24/2003, 4:26 PM
For what it's worth, Sly and the Family Stone recorded those songs in the late 60s, not the 80s.
J_Mac wrote on 8/24/2003, 4:45 PM
I'm older than I thought.
kameronj wrote on 8/24/2003, 5:04 PM
Actually, it 1967 to be exact when their first album was released. Getting great notice in the 70's for their stuff.

But they still funked!!!
[r]Evolution wrote on 8/24/2003, 7:21 PM
Dude, if you have DVDA you could load all of your clips up in order in VEGAS, insert markers at the beginning of the different movies. When you render it with the DVDA template and bring it into DVDA they would become chapters. This way you can watch a complete scene or be able to skip a scene. You could join your many mini porn clips together. Sometimes they come in little 30sec / 1min clips, but put together they are like 5 - 10mins. You could make it look pretty cool. I know... I did the same thing 'for a friend of mine.'


It's funny how this thread became a music thread somehow. It's also funny that all of the music talked about is old. I would say if you are seriously considering joining your porn and making a production out of it, go with some newer music. I just think that would be a lot more enjoyable to wach.

Lamont
decrink wrote on 8/24/2003, 7:37 PM
Why not do a 4 screen split and then you can watch four of your favorite clips at one time?

You'll be really happy then.
kameronj wrote on 8/25/2003, 6:26 AM
All great examples. I could see a porn screen split like the Brady Bunch!!

"Here's the story...of some lovely ladies....that were banging with some very hunky girls...or guys...or girls and guys...or by themselves...or on a bus...or in a hotel...or on a plane...or in a store...."

As for the music - I don't know....I'm kinda partial to some of the old grooves. I can't see watchin porn and listing to "A Thousand Miles" or "Complicated". Just don't see it.

The first person perspective is a good idea - but how about (and I"ve never seen this)....doing it from the sperm's perspective - or an egg's perspective. Or a pubic hair perspective....now that would be kinda interesting.

:-)
mark2929 wrote on 8/25/2003, 7:09 AM
personally I think porn should be banned from the internet now dont get me wrong Im a man and love seeing naked ladies but it is addictive and the trouble is you need more and more until it becomes meaningless like page three in this country I think also some people think you have to do certain things WRONG sex is for procreation and recreation between a loving couple and has its place in a PERSONAL setting pornography has a place to in an over eighteen or twentyone shop where you would have to make an effort to get it where here on the internet you only have to type in a few words and there it is our kids have easy access to it.

Im not against Pornography and dont like the idea of censorship but in the right way
Erk wrote on 8/25/2003, 3:45 PM
Jmac,

"I'm sure you've got things well in hand."

ROFLMAO!

G
kameronj wrote on 8/25/2003, 6:32 PM
I'm sure by now most of you have realized that this post was meant in jest.

It is a tounge-in-cheek play on a different post.

But a good point was brought up about the availability of porn on the net. That point being that it is very easy to get and kids have far too much easy access to it.

However, looking at it from a different perspective - I don't see what the big deal is - or has ever been about sex. There are a lot of things that we (collectively in America) take waaaaayyyy too serious and throw up far too many walls around. Sex...drinking...etc.

Although I would tend to agree that pornography could lead to issues - if someone is going to have issue because of pornography they are going to have those issue whether the internet was here or not.

And as far as the kids go - well...that's a little thing called adult (parent) supervision/responsibility

I just look at it like - don't make it a big deal, it won't be a big deal.

Now....I was thiking about some more songs to put on the home-made porn.

How about:

Rick James - Give It To Me Baby
Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance
MC Lisp - Girl Whatchoo Do With My Car

;->
MyST wrote on 8/25/2003, 6:44 PM
I agree that porn will be there wether the net is there or not. However, it's just one more place parents have to look out for. I'll give you a (funny) example. A co-worker had watched the movie Triple X (starring Vin Dezel) with her kids. The kids loved it and they also use the internet sometimes. They know about search engines and how you can find the official site to a movie by typing in the basic term. (You can already see me comin' can't ya?<<<No pun intended!)
The boy asked his mom after watching the movie..."Mom, if I type XXX in the search engine, do you think I'll get to their site??"

About the songs... I can't believe you didn't mention that one about "doin' like they do it on the Discovery channel". I forgot the title.

M
vitalforces wrote on 8/25/2003, 8:28 PM
kameronj: Glad to hear you were kidding. Porn isn't about sexual freedom. It's about the exploitation of impressionable young women. Those aren't just well-adjusted babes from Stanford U. trying to show how cool they are. In fact none of them are. In fact, I understand that most of them are from poor backgrounds, or from foreign countries. (From my perspective this means outside the U.S.)

And why isn't anyone mentioning Neil Young?
kameronj wrote on 8/25/2003, 8:43 PM
Belive it or not - I just went to Google and typed in "XXX".

I was shocked to see that the first 4 sites listed actually had nothing to do with porn - (and the second one was the movie "XXX").

I bet you someone in the web porn industry, though, had something to do with naming that movie "triple x"....hmmmmm, makes you wonder.

Neil Young huh? Let me see.... I just pulled up some sites on Google for Neil young songs...how 'bout these:

The Loner
The Old Laughing Lady
I've Loved Her So Long
Kinda Fonda Wanda
Everybodys Rockin

....and for those folks that just aren't too sure which side to butter their bread on:

Wonderin
Jellyroll man
Are There Anymore Real Cowboys
My Boy
Where is The Highway Tonight

(sorry...couldn't resist that last one!!!)
MyST wrote on 8/25/2003, 8:57 PM
"Porn isn't about sexual freedom. It's about the exploitation of impressionable young women."... and young men...and goats...and dogs... and mechanical apparatussusses. :)

M
BillyBoy wrote on 8/25/2003, 9:10 PM
Well, several months ago I was exploring Usenet and is my custom when I see if there are new groups, I take a peek. As you probably know there are a lot of goofy groups with totally off the wall names. I stumbled into one where some guy/gal who obviously spent a lot of time, decided to use Poster to well... I'll let you fill in the blanks.

Memo: Poser for those not familiar is a nifty 3D model making application. The models are anatomically correct in every detail, allowing them to be placed in any postion, sometimes not easily humanly possible and of course you can make any part larger and twist and bend and well... That is one topic I'm NOT writing a tutorial on. <wink>
MyST wrote on 8/25/2003, 9:18 PM
"That is one topic I'm NOT writing a tutorial on."

Maybe you should. I heard tutorials on sex is an up and coming thing.

M

SatanJr wrote on 8/25/2003, 11:36 PM
I usually just use Nero to burn the downloaded pornography to VCD or SVCD on CDr's. Then I watch them on my apex DVD player on my 56" TV. Aint nothing like a 56" close up of a nice lookin vagina.
vitalforce2 wrote on 8/26/2003, 1:47 PM
A 56" vagina??? You sound like a gynecologist on acid (the drug, not the software). DON'T FALL IN. Or maybe you just yearn to return to a safe place.... : .
Maverick wrote on 8/26/2003, 2:16 PM
Let's not beat about the bush:-)
PhilinCT wrote on 8/26/2003, 6:34 PM
I was thinking the same thing Acid,
Do you ever have work in CT, ;-)
P