LOL

Brian:
You can count on Vic to write the manual...



vic.



Brian Franz wrote:
>>LoL...oh hell, he's so entertaining.
>>
>>How about this Vic....I'm learning C++ programing and I'm
>>gonna write my own audio software. Here's the features.
>>
>>1. It has the user interface of Vegas, which is very easy
>>to edit and everything you need in cursor range is just a
>>right click away and your cursor automatically changes
>>according to position (ie Vegas).
>>2. You can Resize every window and position it,and also
has
>>dual monitor support (ie Vegas).
>>3. It has an external hardware control surface ,with
>>support for control of every parameter. (ie Pro
>>Tools/Mackie HUI)
>>4. It installs easily on every PC configuration (ie
Vegas).
>>5. It has direct monitoring with virually no latency (ie
>>ASIO2) with realtime use of plugins (ie Nuendo).
>>6. It has a system stability of Saw Pro.
>>7. It has realtime automation of all parameters (ie
Cubase
>>VST).
>>8. It supports multiple soundcards for I/O (ie Vegas)
>>9. It supports every imagineable plugin format (ie Nuendo)
>>10. It is very quick and responsive (ie Pro Tools)
>>11. It requires NO DONGLES (ie Vegas)
>>12. It supports 24bit 96Khz audio with 5.1 surround (ie
>>Nuendo)
>>13. Has drawing of waveforms on record (ie Vegas)
>>14. Unlimited available tracks (ie Vegas)
>>15. Has no coloration of audio (ie Pro Tools)
>>16. Allows direct recording to CDR of Mixes (ie Acid)
>>17. Does Video editing with no rendering time (ie Vegas)
>>18. Uses very little system resources (ie Cool Edit Pro)
>>19. Installs on all Windows OS's (ie Vegas)
>>20. Of course it will be bug free....but still has very
>>good tech support (ie Pro Tools)
>>21. Has realtime loop processing (ie Acid)
>>21. All includes all the most common standard features
(ie
>>Everyone)
>>22. Costs under $300 (ie cool edit pro)
>>23. Takes the trash out to the curb every Monday and
cleans
>>the studio after the clients leave (additional Native
>>feature)
>>
>>So do I have anyone interested yet?
>>
>>Mr. Cummings wrote:
>>>>I'm a beginner and need some answers. Will the more
>>>>experienced users (like Mr. Jackal Ruby and the Chinese
>>Boy)
>>>>please give me the help I need? Thanks in advance!!!!
>>>>
>>>>1. Is it true that Vegas uses steroid-based algorithms
to
>>>>fatten the sound?
>>>>2. Can I use Photoshop plugins in Vegas to mess around
>>with
>>>>musical textures?
>>>>3. Is it true that paying 6 months worth of tech
support
>>at
>>>>$3 for the first minute and $1 for every additional
>>minute
>>>>earns you a "Cum Load" Award from Sordid Fraudy?
>>>>4. Why are Brian Franz's posts landing on the Nuendo
>>Forum?
>>>>5. Is it true that the font size in this forum was
>>>>deliberately reduced in a vain effort to hide problems
>>from
>>>>prospective investors, potential victims (a la "Joe
>>Doria")
>>>>and innocent pedestrians?
>>>>6. Is it true that David Assholff has abandoned this
>>world?
>>>>7. What sort of high-speed internet connection do I
need
>>to
>>>>download a dongle? I want to get my hands on an extra
>>copy
>>>>of Nuendo!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Very excited and ready to begin using my Zone Vegas
>>2.0b!!!
>>>>
>>>>sincerely,
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rudolph.