Since my previous post advising you of the incredible price of $500, this incredible six-year-old relic is now available for the amazingly low price of 
$700, at your friend and mine, the 
"musican's friend'. Better hurry, I've only told a few people about this . . .
They must have heard that I posted their earlier offer of $500 for V4, and decided to raise the price as a result of their supply and our demand . . .
whatever.
If you ever had any doubts that this company is run by idiots, I respectfully defer . . .