This craigslist ad for a PT technology teacher struck me as being quite funny, in an oxymoronic sort of way . . .
"We require a great attitude, and ability to control a classroom WITHOUT RAISING YOUR VOICE, internet access email, cell phone, and YOU MUST BE RELIABLE."
I think I could control a classroom without raising my voice, but if I can't have internet access or a cell phone, can I at least have a LifeAlert bracelet? Or a Bat-signal?
I can tweet for help with one hand while the other wards off attackers ...quietly : tick
as for being reliable that would depend on just how serious my injuries are: tick but with a question mark.
I am prepared to wipe up my own blood with broken arms to suffice a great attitude: tick