OT: Chimpanzees make movie (seriously)

John_Cline wrote on 1/26/2010, 12:23 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8472000/8472831.stm

and in a related story:

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Subject: Scientists teach Monkeys to Edit Video
Contact: Yerkes Primate Research Center (Atlanta)

Scientists at the Yerkes Primate Research Center in Atlanta reported today that they have successfully trained Rhesus monkeys to perform video editing tasks.

The development was hailed by the anthropological researchers as an enormous step forward in bridging the evolutionary gap between lower and upper primates. In a related move, members of the television production industry also applauded the development, citing significant cost reductions it could achieve in the field of video post production.

Dr. Emil Bermon of Emory University in Atlanta lead the team of geneticists, behavioral scientists and video engineers that successfully trained a group of six monkeys in advanced editing techniques in less than three weeks. The monkeys easily mastered Sony's Vegas NLE software and even graduated to operation of hardware digital special effects generators and complex, multi-buss production switchers. "About the only thing they couldn't do was make dubs and submit their time sheets." Dr Bermon stated. "They were especially adept at digital effects, though. I think they were amused by the funny lights."

Industry officials in the TV production centers of Los Angeles and New York were clearly excited about the news, although for decidedly different reasons than the scientific community. One operator of a video editing company was quoted as saying the prospect of monkeys editing could revive the declining trade. "They'd work for bananas. It's a sensational idea." Another pointed out the advantage of placing monkeys in editing sessions with ad agency clients."Finally, the agency people would be working with someone who could understand where they were coming from."

The scientists in Atlanta were quick to point out that monkeys would not be ready to start assuming senior editor positions at the nations video post-production studios until sometime in the future; perhaps as early as next spring.

Based on the success of this project, Dr. Bermon and his team are preparing to ask Congress for additional funding. "We've been studying the responsibilities of the commercial director, and we're convinced our chimps have what it takes to produce spots that sell." The research team expects to have a reel by the end of next summer, and are exploring possible representation.

Comments

Jay Gladwell wrote on 1/26/2010, 12:32 PM

I've seen worse on YouTube!

Laurence wrote on 1/26/2010, 12:47 PM
I'll bet the monkeys are using FCP.
nedski wrote on 1/26/2010, 1:24 PM

Seriously Laurence, the monkeys using FCP were (drum roll please) MAC-aques. ;-)
RalphM wrote on 1/26/2010, 1:31 PM
nedski,

Groan !!!!! ;-)

I've seen a lot of video that looked like the work of Chimps. Now it has been confirmed!
ushere wrote on 1/26/2010, 3:31 PM
that's what you get when you pay peanuts.....
amendegw wrote on 1/26/2010, 3:44 PM
Wow! After viewing the Video, I think the real quesiton is, "Can they be trained to use Deshaker?" *grin*

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BittenByTheBug wrote on 1/26/2010, 5:59 PM
It is not that bad for newbies, chimps or humen. Plus the sound track fits the video well. Or maybe they didn't do the sounds - they outsourced that to the scientists.
rs170a wrote on 1/26/2010, 6:42 PM
and in a related story:

John, I knew you had posted this in the past :-)
2004: OT: Monkeys Edit Video
2006: OT: give 1,000 monkeys a camcorder and ...

Mike
BudWzr wrote on 1/26/2010, 6:57 PM
Some of the posts here read like they come from a monkey and a typewriter.
John_Cline wrote on 1/26/2010, 7:21 PM
"Some of the posts here read like they come from a monkey and a typewriter."

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Regarding my posting the monkeys editing story before. I posted it first in 2004 and then again in 2006 and 2010. Apparently, I missed 2008.
PeterWright wrote on 1/26/2010, 8:03 PM
I sometimes do jobs for peanuts myself, so I know just where these cousins are coming from.
Rory Cooper wrote on 1/26/2010, 11:07 PM
I am horrified that these beautiful innocent animals were put through the horrific torture of video editing this is degrading and way below any animal
Have these scientists no shame

And another thing did you notice …progressive footage …that’s awesome intelligence
Grazie wrote on 1/26/2010, 11:48 PM
Oh Nedski!

"MAC-aques."

Wah . . Wah . . Wah . . .

Excellent.

Grazie
apit34356 wrote on 1/27/2010, 3:47 AM
Grazie, if I remember correctly, didn't you fired a bunch of monkey editors you used for outsourcing edit jobs,............ because they used your name on the job app at ABC news EU office.... ;-)
JJKizak wrote on 1/27/2010, 5:03 AM
One thing for sure---chimps make the best commercials.
JJK