According to history, a few years ago Britain was running out of "C"s and "y"s to they had everyone with a "C" or "Y" in their name replace it with a "G" and an "IE" in its place.
If I were in control of the English language I would mandate that all words spelled the same with different meanings be changed in spelling so that no two words are spelled the same with different meanings. This is a "kick ass" directive and questions will be answered later.
JJK
Former user
wrote on 10/18/2004, 10:38 AM
Now do you mean ASS as in donkey, or as in part of the human anatomy. :)
If the term English language is used in the same paragraph, the word ass must mean donkey.
Being a Londoner, he will have used the cockney code to set up his handle. More often than not, the cockney code is a term not in itself describing its appointed subject, but a term that rhymes with a word describing the subject in question. Now, what word that rhymes with Grazie could be used to precicely describe the man, I wonder.
Tor
Well I always read it italian-like...as in thank you (and a fair testimony to the man's character that seemed to be to me...)
BUT, if Tor is right, then not only would a free cockney/italian reading still be applicable but would further denote a comparative ...but to what/whom???
In a London café called the Lazy Daisy
composing his posts sits a lad named Grazie
his words are vivacious
and always gracious
whilst those UK sayings are to some a tad hazy.
Congrats on your poetical skills. Perfect!!
I am sure Grazie will feel truly invigorated after he has read your post, and will continue to amuse and enlighten us into the foreseable future.
(by the way, I am an ex-Englishman living in Australia, or otherwise known as a POM by the Aussies)
From England to Hollywood did travel Grazie
for an interview to seek with Patrick Swayze
but when he got there
he just did not care
cause instead he had lunch with Martin Scorsese.
From Pastures Old and New Grazie
Grazie Smiles and says moo
Light Hearted Humour is His Order of the Day
Not for Him Milkmaids and Making Hay
Not for Him Tit For tat
More Likely a Friendly COW Pat
With a Moo MOO HERE and a Moo there
He Smiles and Answers folk without a care
GRAZIE GRAZIE gIVE Me your answer True
Im half crazy all for A REVIEW FROM YOU.....
To the forum was posed a question he said
for which the response was all but dead
so in dismay
that no one would play
an answer was sought in this thread instead.
But to be fair and I do understand
it’s tough when all keep their heads in the sand
yet don’t get upset
and let’s not forget
this forum is still the best in the land.
So take a deep breath and relax for a minute
your thread if not read just when you begin it
if Grazie could post
as well as with most
the answer would come with a touch of love in it.