Im totally speechless,
congratulations:
noone can shut me up like that





lou harriman wrote:
>>Hi, everyone.
>>My name is Lou and I have a cousin. His name is Billy.
>>Billy loves music and I love the beautiful girlfriends
>>Billy brings to our sessions. Billy and I are always
>>recording, always looking inside our heads for new
>>melodies, and when we find them, we start looking for new
>>sounds for those melodies. Let's put some drums to those
>>melodies, I said to Billy. But Billy was silent. I said:
>>Billyyyyyyy!!!, but my cousin didn't answer. I said Billy!
>>once again and this time he answered. He said What? and I
>>knew he had a new melody in his head. We went upstairs to
>>turn the computer on. We didn't want to forget the
>>beautiful melody Billy was singing when we opened the door
>>to the room where my brother keeps the computer. The
>>computer was on, so we didn't turn it off, because we
>>wanted to use it to record that beautiful melody. Billy sat
>>in the bed, and I sat in front of the computer. I said,
>>Vegas? and Billy didn't say anything to me, so I knew right
>>there that he was thinking of his melody. Do you have a
>>name for it? I said, but Billy only wanted to record his
>>melody. So I gave Billy's melody a name in my head and
>>started Vegas. The name is Suzanne, because last night I
>>saw Suzzane Sommers on a tv program for some exercise
>>machine and I couldn't go to sleep. I spent all the time
>>thinking of how it most feel to be the boyfriend of a
>>famous person like Suzanne Sommers. I'm sure momma would be
>>very proud of me if I can someday marry somebody that we
>>have seen on tv or the newspapers. Vegas Video was on and I
>>was ready to record, so I went into Victor's shoebox and
>>took his best mic, a Shure beta57SM that he got from a
>>friend in college. I love microphones. The way they carry
>>the sound. It is like I have a mouth outside my mouth. A
>>second mouth. And when you get away from them the sound
>>just goes away, like when uncle Bernie died and everybody
>>was crying, but then we all started walking away from his
>>grave and by the time spring came uncle Bernie was a
>>beautiful memory and Momma never cried again. But now here
>>I am, thinking all this silly thoughts and Billy is ready
>>to record his melody and the computer is looking at us like
>>saying I'm ready, and suddenly I feel the urge to play
>>something, anything so that Billy doesn't feel lonely again
>>and his melody comes out like a happy melody. So I grab the
>>cymbal and start playing this little groove with my fingers and
>>the cymbal is happy and Victor is not home and Billy is
>>checking the settings in the computer, because we don't
>>want to lose any takes. Everything is recorded and we go
>>downstairs again and say hello to Victor, but we don't tell
>>him we just finished recording with his computer, and he
>>won't know because we didn't tell him and he will
>>connect to the internet and go to all those places. But I'm
>>happy and Billy goes to meet one of his girlfriens and I go
>>to my room to turn the tv on. Maybe Suzzane Sommers will be
>>on Hollywood Squares and I will think hard to come up with
>>the answers. Maybe some day Momma will be proud of me...