I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I read this:

A Child in church

"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl, who was listening very carefully, leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill, little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point!