Wow! I've been away on business for only a week, and things have come to this? I better start packing right away.... ex-wive(s), multiple personalities, ignoring oneself....
Looking on the bright side, at least we have the luxury of allowing our minds to wander, and not have to bang our heads in frustration over Pinnacle-8 (or _____ fill in the blank ____ ) software. Does that mean I can list V4+DVDA as part of my medical "Wellness Program", and get reimbursed by my employers?
Hey riredale: good idea about the IQ knob, but it's already been tried - and with dismal results. I think it was Steve Martin (or maybe Steven Wright, or maybe even another comedian altogether) who said he'd tried turning up the BRIGHTNESS knob on his tv but it didn't work.