Once upon a time there was a Prince ...
Prince
Who along with a cop, a Native American chief, a cowboy, a construction worker, a man dressed head to toe in black leather, and also a guy from the military...
The Village People
... hired a sheriff or at least a man who called himself a sheriff, of the internet ...
Web Sheriff
... who then wanted to recruit a Swedish mega pop group ...
ABBA
... to, of course, fight a band of Pirates ...
The Pirate Bay
... so that people would stop illegally downloading stuff ...
Prince
Who along with a cop, a Native American chief, a cowboy, a construction worker, a man dressed head to toe in black leather, and also a guy from the military...
The Village People
... hired a sheriff or at least a man who called himself a sheriff, of the internet ...
Web Sheriff
... who then wanted to recruit a Swedish mega pop group ...
ABBA
... to, of course, fight a band of Pirates ...
The Pirate Bay
... so that people would stop illegally downloading stuff ...