Dave, that datasheet is a scream! Even the footnotes are funny. The main specs make a sly reference to device construction being "more or less S.O.S." referring to Silicon On Sapphire. This, however, is footnoted, and the footnote states:
FYI, ThinkGeek's newsletter for April 1 had several awesome "new products," though the rest aren't particularly video-related. (The NSA t-shirt is for real.)