A rumor from a drunken CNN reporter working on the side for ABC news; The individual known as "SPot" and "Billyboy" have kiss and makeup and will be hosting a "live" reality tv show broadcasting out of S.F. The new show called "ChromoKey that HVX" will feature critical commentary by the two hosts as the contestants race a 10 minute clock to chromokey shootage that the contestants just shot live in the S.F. downtown. Failure to properly key requires contestant to jump with HVX or be pushed off the Wells Farge Bank tower, thru this exciting fall, it will be recorded by the HVX, this will show exciting footage of the Panny marketing team running around the tower building carrying water buckets to soften the 60+ story fall. Mean while between site clean up, Panny marketing people ordering from Starbucks and finding new HVX owners,( ones who foolishly pick up of the fallen contestant's HVXs), the dymanic duel/dual will interview Apple owners that have just realize that Bill Gates has had an Intel chip transplanted into Steve's brain and is under Bill's control. At first this group of Apple owners thought that Steve just had taken some really bad LSD, so the group run out and bought all the LSD that they could find to save Steve. Then they tested,(on themselves in a self-less offering) the LSD, until they run out, but they still did not want Intel CPUs. Only choice left was Bill, because no Alien life form would choice Intel, even to destory the world. So, as we can see, the dual will be providing exciting life changing live entertainment!
Maybe it's the new Sony CasinoFX I heard about. You know ? The Vegas cross compatable FX suite. ( think Premiere+After Effects )
Ok, I'm sure it's the long overdue After Effects compatible plug-ins ( Digi Effects,Panopticum, Delirium, etc ) that you'll be able to use RIGHTINVEGASANDNOTBORIS. Finally, now you don't have to use Premiere to get all those wonderful plug-ins, .....
Ok, how about one......ONE new bloody filter that doesn't come from a talented Vegas user and directly in the Vegas package ....
..........oh well. I'm sure all the new features will be for those of you that use HDV. Cause everyone uses HDV now right ....right ????
( Proud Vegas 5 user )
" I don't care if it stutters, I'm editing HDV !!! "
The annoucement will be for a new Sony companion to Cinescore called Cinescape.
"With 3D modeling and a massive 5TB HD clip library, Cinescape simplifies the world of video and film production by encapsulating this often costly and time-consuming process with the ability to create anything from ads to feature films, all in HiDef, with the simple click of a button. Now car dealerships can create their own ads with just a PC and Cinescore. Heading off the list of presets is "Cheesy Car Dealer Ad" which comes in blonde, brunette, and redhead, along with a guy (bald or "bad hair") walking around your choice of cars, shouting a lot. In addition you get five presets for screen text, or a text randomizer that will even cobble together text from random files on your computer! For film makers, no more eleventh hour rewrites of underdeveloped scripts, worrying about expensive talent riders, or union regulations - just select your theme (plot/subplot plugin availble in Fall of 2006), hit "Script", then "Produce" and you're done! Ready for screening at your favorite local sports bar! With Cinescore, you have at your fingertips the magic and talent of Spielberg, Hitchcock, Lucas, Cameron, Kubrick, the Wachowski brothers, and many others. With it's companion, Cinescore, to create the perfect music score, you can create your own epic adventure romantic horror comedy in minutes! Entertain your friends and family with remakes of the classics. Replace that lead actor or actress with anyone of your choosing, even your aunt Myrtle! Why rent DVDs of expensive Hollywood films when you can make your own in half the time? Why move to Hollywood and struggle to "get in the biz"? Get Cinescape and Cinescore today, and join the ranks of movie making greats, all in the comfort of your own home.
MSRP: $499; optional Plot/Subplot Plugin: $149."