Then you're too old. Go home gramps.
Seriously though, I was interested in continuing this discussion from the vanity thread.
@Musicvid commented in response to a tutorial I just posted "Audio is about 12 dB too hot for broadcast, and 6dB hot for internet best practice."
Me "Where are these internet best practices of which you speak?"
@Musicvid "Internet "best practice" (unenforced) is Apple iTunes spec, which iirc is almost exactly 6dB louder than ATSC A/85 (US Broadcast), putting it at -17 LUFS (Integrated) with True Peak at -6dBFS. Yours appeared to come in about 6 dB louder than that on Vegas meters, mostly due to the amount of master track compression I think. If you're in Europe, you're still in spec for EBU R128.
I doubt Youtube will spank you (although I hear they're starting to), but if your tuts get picked up for syndication or broadcast, there's a good chance they'll ask you to turn it down.
I'm operating on memory here, having read a white paper some time ago"
@NickHope joined in with "Spotify is -14 LUFS Integrated, -1dB/-2dB true peak, and allegedly YouTube are more or less following them now. I can't find an official Google/YouTube reference for it. I read quite a lot of references recently advising to not be afraid of mastering music between -14 and -10dB LUFS Integrated and let the streaming services turn it down if they want. Obviously you might want spoken stuff quieter than music.
VEGAS Pro has basic loudness meters these days and there are loads of free loudness metering plugins."